I stumbled onto an article yesterday about a watermelon festival in Hungary in which they crown a “Watermelon Knight” instead of a queen. Here’s an excerpt from the article:
A father and son were crowned kings of the watermelon at a festival dedicated to the fruit in a small Hungarian town on Sunday. The highlight of the event is a competition to crown the ‘Watermelon Knight”, in which contestants compete at eating, juggling, packing and guessing the weight of watermelons. This year’s winner was Jozsef Kraller, whose son also won the junior contest.
The more I think about it, the more I think a “Watermelon Knight” might be a good idea for American watermelon festivals. Knights are pretty cool, what with the armor and helmet and jousting. I don’t know if the Hungarian Watermelon Knight got to wear a suit of armor, but the title is still worth the effort.
Actually, something I missed when I first read that article just occurred to me. The excerpt above mentions that prospective knights competed at “eating, juggling, packing and guessing the weight of watermelons.” I have no idea what “packing” is, at least in the context of watermelons. Did they have to pack them in a bin? Perhaps some sort of test of speed and strength? I don’t know. Whatever it is, I’d do it for a chance to be a watermelon knight.