When I was a younger – more of a “Watermelon Kid,” not “The Watermelon Guy” I am today – my family had a pet pig. He was a potbellied porker, like the cute little fella in the video below. Except ours was black, not white. Ours was also a little bigger and a little meaner. And he didn’t eat watermelon. On second thought, he was nothing like the pig in the video below.